(translated from hokkien and indonesian)
at the hawker centre...
Old ama : tissue...tissue...(selling tissues and carrying a huge bag of tissue, approaching a
table)
Husband : don want....don want...don want...thnx...!!!
Wife : daddy,pity her la...buy tissue, however we oso need it...(taking $1 out)
Aunty aunty...tissue...!!!
Me : (still eating and looking)...Haiz...pity her...she's old...
Wife : Yeah...i don think she has any realtives here...!!!
(Old ama left, husband went to a shop nearby, left with the wife and me)
Me : Haiz...pity her...nobody wants to buy her tissues
Wife : Yeah la...she looks so sad...and people were like ignoring her...
Me : Let's buy more from her then...
Wife : (taking out $10)...don buy the tissue...buy the 4d (toto)...
Me : But i dunno how to say ler....
Wife : Just say u wnt to buy a piece of the thing...
Me : (with the money)...Aunty aunty...i want to buy that one...
Old ama : Ha??
Me : One piece...that one...yeah that one...one piece...(give her the $10)
Old ama : One piece $2.80....one piece $2.80 (still holding my money and looking for small
change inside her bag)...you have small change?
Me : (digging pocket and found $5 and gave it to her and my $10 is still with her)
Old ama : (still holding my money)...ok a...i give u change $2...thank you!!
Me : (a bit lost)
Wife : Where's ur $10?
Old ama : (still there and keeping the money)
Me : (realised tht the money is still with her)
Wife : Eh aunty a...our $10 le?
Old ama : (just shout) WHAT $10...?THIS IS MY MONEY LE...WHAT $10...MINE LE...
Wife : Just now we passed u the 10 and the $5
Me : (pointing at the $10)...yeah...that one is mine...!!!
Old ama : WHAT URS?I TOOK OUT FROM MY BAG...JUST NOW WAS LOOKING FOR
IT!!!WAD URS?MINE!!!
Wife : WALAU E...PEOPLE SO KIND WANT TO HELP U THEN U'RE LIKE THIS...!!!
GIVE THE $10 BACK!!!
Me : Yeah..that one is mine....that one is mine...!!!
Old ama : CANNOT BE LA...I TOOK OUT FROM MY BAG WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR
SMALL CHANGE..cannot be yours!!...(thinking)...oh yours is it? I dunno mahh..
Wife : YOU DUNNO THEN U WANT TO SHOUT AT ME...PEOPLE ARE NICE HELP U
BUY YOUR THINGS THEN U'RE LIKE THIS...
Old ama : (confusely passed the money back to me)...I DIDNT KNOW MA!!!
Wife : (talking to me)...you took the money already?...let's go!!!
this is so embarrassing...shouting at public place...!!!
Friday, June 22, 2007
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