Saturday, August 4, 2007

get married with IT guy

be4 getting married with IT guys, i suggest u shld really think abt it,be4 u regret it.
this is a convo example of a couple whose husband is a software engineer.
Husband (get home late from office): "Nite dear, im now logged in."
Wife: "Did u buy the things i asked u to buy?"
Husband: "Bad command or filename."
Wife: "But i've been telling u since this morning!"
Husband: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"
Wife: "So, how about the new TV?"
Husband: "Variable not found..."
Wife: "Oh,well. then give me ur credit card, im going shopping alone."
Husband: "Sharing Violation. Accessdenied..."
Wife: "Do u love ur computer more than me,or u're just joking?"
Husband: "Too many parameters..."
Wife: "It's my biggest mistake to get married with an idiot like u!"
Husband: "Data type mismatch."
Wife: "useless guy!"
Husband: "It's by Default."
Wife: "How about ur salary?"
Husband: "File in use ... Try later."
Wife: "So, wad's my position in this family?"
Husband: "Unknown Virus."

sp,how will you treat ur girlfriend/wife?

*decided to post the new entry!!*

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